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He’s deciding right then and there if you’re family or a problem that needs solving.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost of the time he decides you ain’t worth the effort it’d take to put you in the dirt. So he stays put. No bark. No lunge. And that fool leaves thinking he just got welcomed with open arms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow they all come smiling, hands out, because somebody told them the dog is “friendly.”\u003cbr\u003eThat’s how the lie gets started.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow they all come smiling, hands out, thinking they’ve heard right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey haven’t.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat’s where the shirt comes in: black, bold, no nonsense. A Rottweiler posted up like a gate that don’t open for just anyone. Under it, plain as law:\u003cbr\u003e“Rumors of my friendliness are greatly exaggerated.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat line ain’t humor. 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