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No. It springs from a deeper and far more dependable source: pure exhaustion of spirit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe slogan tells the truth plain enough:\u003cbr\u003e\n“He ain’t loyal. He’s just too lazy to betray you. That’s better than most people.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd there is wisdom in it. A man may betray you for money, glory, jealousy, or excitement. The Bulldog, however, finds all such undertakings unbearably strenuous. Treachery requires planning, movement, and a willingness to leave the porch. The creature cannot be troubled with any of it. Thus he remains by your side not through heroism, but through a magnificent commitment to conserving energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat, in the end, is a kind of faithfulness a sensible man learns to appreciate.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Each shirt sold helps me keep telling the real stories behind these breeds. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Garment-dyed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• 7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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