Belgian Malinois Tee | The Poor Decision Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Blue Jean / S
$33.00
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Now, there are certain pieces of wisdom a man ought to acquire without insisting upon a demonstration.
Don’t lick a frozen axe.
Don’t argue with a mule from behind.
And if a Belgian Malinois takes an interest in you...
Don’t Run. Seriously.
I once knew a fellow who believed otherwise.
He was a confident sort. Good boots. Strong legs. Claimed he’d been the fastest boy in his county three summers running.
Then somebody mentioned the Malinois.
Well, that dog looked at him.
He looked at the dog.
And somewhere between those two looks, the man made a decision that greatly improved the dog’s afternoon.
The Bad Idea Edition commemorates what happened next.
Made for Belgian Malinois owners, working-dog folks, K9 enthusiasts, trainers, and anybody who understands that when a Malinois starts running, the sensible place to be is somewhere other than the finish line.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Belgian Malinois Tee | The Poor Decision Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
Don’t lick a frozen axe.
Don’t argue with a mule from behind.
And if a Belgian Malinois takes an interest in you...
Don’t Run. Seriously.
I once knew a fellow who believed otherwise.
He was a confident sort. Good boots. Strong legs. Claimed he’d been the fastest boy in his county three summers running.
Then somebody mentioned the Malinois.
Well, that dog looked at him.
He looked at the dog.
And somewhere between those two looks, the man made a decision that greatly improved the dog’s afternoon.
The Bad Idea Edition commemorates what happened next.
Made for Belgian Malinois owners, working-dog folks, K9 enthusiasts, trainers, and anybody who understands that when a Malinois starts running, the sensible place to be is somewhere other than the finish line.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |