Belgian Malinois Tee | The Rooftop Incident Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Blue Jean / S
$33.00
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$33.00
Regular price
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There are questions a man can answer.
Where’s the dog?
That one was easy.
He’s on the roof.
The difficulty begins with the next question.
How?
Well, friend, if I knew that, we wouldn’t be standing in the yard staring upward like two fools waiting for divine instruction.
The Rooftop Incident Edition is dedicated to the Belgian Malinois; that remarkable animal who regards fences as suggestions, locked gates as puzzles, and the ordinary laws governing height and distance as matters still open to debate.
Nobody saw him climb.
Nobody heard anything unusual.
Five minutes ago he was in the yard.
Now he’s standing on the peak of the house looking down at everybody with the calm satisfaction of a fellow who has accomplished something important and sees no particular reason to discuss his methods.
No, I Don’t Know How He Got Up There.
And that is the whole truth.
It’s made for Malinois owners, working-dog people, trainers, and anyone who has ever discovered their dog somewhere impossible and realized that asking how was only going to make the story longer.
Because owning a Belgian Malinois teaches a person many useful things.
One of them is to quit saying:
“He can’t possibly get up there.”
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Belgian Malinois Tee | The Rooftop Incident Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
Where’s the dog?
That one was easy.
He’s on the roof.
The difficulty begins with the next question.
How?
Well, friend, if I knew that, we wouldn’t be standing in the yard staring upward like two fools waiting for divine instruction.
The Rooftop Incident Edition is dedicated to the Belgian Malinois; that remarkable animal who regards fences as suggestions, locked gates as puzzles, and the ordinary laws governing height and distance as matters still open to debate.
Nobody saw him climb.
Nobody heard anything unusual.
Five minutes ago he was in the yard.
Now he’s standing on the peak of the house looking down at everybody with the calm satisfaction of a fellow who has accomplished something important and sees no particular reason to discuss his methods.
No, I Don’t Know How He Got Up There.
And that is the whole truth.
It’s made for Malinois owners, working-dog people, trainers, and anyone who has ever discovered their dog somewhere impossible and realized that asking how was only going to make the story longer.
Because owning a Belgian Malinois teaches a person many useful things.
One of them is to quit saying:
“He can’t possibly get up there.”
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |