Boxer Tee | The Soft Side of Tough Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Pepper / S
$33.00
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$33.00
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The Boxer has spent generations cultivating the appearance of a dog who ought to be collecting protection money behind a warehouse.
Broad chest. Heavy shoulders. Serious face. A stare capable of making an unfamiliar visitor suddenly remember another appointment.
It is an impressive performance.
Unfortunately, the illusion generally collapses the moment his favorite person sits down.
Then this formidable guardian becomes seventy pounds of wrinkles, elbows, affection, and an urgent conviction that he belongs directly on top of you. Personal space disappears. Dignity follows shortly thereafter.
He can stand his ground when it matters, protect the people he loves, and look remarkably convincing doing it.
But underneath all that muscle?
The bastard wants a cuddle.
Looks Tough. Needs a Hug.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Boxer Tee | The Soft Side of Tough Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
Broad chest. Heavy shoulders. Serious face. A stare capable of making an unfamiliar visitor suddenly remember another appointment.
It is an impressive performance.
Unfortunately, the illusion generally collapses the moment his favorite person sits down.
Then this formidable guardian becomes seventy pounds of wrinkles, elbows, affection, and an urgent conviction that he belongs directly on top of you. Personal space disappears. Dignity follows shortly thereafter.
He can stand his ground when it matters, protect the people he loves, and look remarkably convincing doing it.
But underneath all that muscle?
The bastard wants a cuddle.
Looks Tough. Needs a Hug.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |