Dachshund | The Badger’s Mistake Edition | Unisex T-shirt
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$33.00
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Nature occasionally makes a creature without consulting the measurements.
The Dachshund is the result.
He stands scarcely high enough to argue with your boot, stretches approximately from Tuesday to Thursday, and nevertheless carries himself with the confidence of an animal twice his size and considerably better armed.
The Underground Outlaw Edition celebrates a dog originally sent into dark holes after badger; a profession that should tell you everything necessary about both his courage and his judgment.
Most sensible creatures see teeth in a burrow and reconsider their afternoon.
The Dachshund goes in.
He was given short legs so he could reach the trouble, a long body so there would be plenty of dog once he arrived, and enough stubbornness to make retreat seem personally insulting.
Today he may occupy the sofa, sleep beneath a blanket, and object violently when supper is three minutes late.
Do not mistake civilization for softness.
Somewhere beneath that comfortable little exterior remains an outlaw whose ancestors looked down a badger hole and thought:
I ought to go straighten that fellow out.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dachshund | The Badger’s Mistake Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
The Dachshund is the result.
He stands scarcely high enough to argue with your boot, stretches approximately from Tuesday to Thursday, and nevertheless carries himself with the confidence of an animal twice his size and considerably better armed.
The Underground Outlaw Edition celebrates a dog originally sent into dark holes after badger; a profession that should tell you everything necessary about both his courage and his judgment.
Most sensible creatures see teeth in a burrow and reconsider their afternoon.
The Dachshund goes in.
He was given short legs so he could reach the trouble, a long body so there would be plenty of dog once he arrived, and enough stubbornness to make retreat seem personally insulting.
Today he may occupy the sofa, sleep beneath a blanket, and object violently when supper is three minutes late.
Do not mistake civilization for softness.
Somewhere beneath that comfortable little exterior remains an outlaw whose ancestors looked down a badger hole and thought:
I ought to go straighten that fellow out.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |