Golden Retriever Tee | The Faithful Golden Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Pepper / S
$33.00
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$33.00
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A man can spend half a lifetime studying his fellow man and still find himself puzzled by supper.
A Golden Retriever requires considerably less investigation.
“The More I Know of Men, the Better I Like My Golden.”
There’s a bit of old-fashioned wisdom hiding in that line. People have a remarkable talent for complicating simple things. A Golden generally takes the opposite approach.
Treat him kindly and he’ll remember it. Take him fishing and he won’t complain about the weather. Tell him a secret and it won’t be repeated before breakfast. He has no interest in your politics, your bank account, or whether the neighbors think highly of you.
He judges a person by more sensible measures: the kindness of a hand, the willingness to share a porch, and the likelihood that somebody remembered the biscuits.
This Shepherd Mixx design captures that sort of country wisdom; a faithful Golden beside the water, mountains in the distance and evening settling over the lake. The kind of place where a person might sit long enough to discover that the dog beside him has understood a few important things all along.
Loyalty needn’t make speeches.
Friendship doesn’t require an audience.
And good company is often recognized by the sound of a tail thumping against the porch.
So after sufficient experience with mankind, one might reasonably reach the conclusion printed on this shirt:
The More I Know of Men, the Better I Like My Golden.
And the Golden, being the wiser of the two, would probably just wag his tail.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Golden Retriever Tee | The Faithful Golden Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
A Golden Retriever requires considerably less investigation.
“The More I Know of Men, the Better I Like My Golden.”
There’s a bit of old-fashioned wisdom hiding in that line. People have a remarkable talent for complicating simple things. A Golden generally takes the opposite approach.
Treat him kindly and he’ll remember it. Take him fishing and he won’t complain about the weather. Tell him a secret and it won’t be repeated before breakfast. He has no interest in your politics, your bank account, or whether the neighbors think highly of you.
He judges a person by more sensible measures: the kindness of a hand, the willingness to share a porch, and the likelihood that somebody remembered the biscuits.
This Shepherd Mixx design captures that sort of country wisdom; a faithful Golden beside the water, mountains in the distance and evening settling over the lake. The kind of place where a person might sit long enough to discover that the dog beside him has understood a few important things all along.
Loyalty needn’t make speeches.
Friendship doesn’t require an audience.
And good company is often recognized by the sound of a tail thumping against the porch.
So after sufficient experience with mankind, one might reasonably reach the conclusion printed on this shirt:
The More I Know of Men, the Better I Like My Golden.
And the Golden, being the wiser of the two, would probably just wag his tail.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |