I Have Very Simple Taste: German Shepherds | Unisex T-shirt
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There are two reliable ways to judge character in this world: how a man treats his dog, and whether a German Shepherd trusts him. The Shepherd is rarely wrong.
The breed possesses all the qualities folks claim to admire — courage, loyalty, intelligence, restraint; and unlike people, the Shepherd manages to carry these qualities without bragging about them every fifteen minutes. It works hard, keeps watch, minds its business, and if trouble comes knocking, it answers the door like an old judge reading out consequences.
Spend enough time around a German Shepherd and you begin noticing certain things. The dog is honest. The dog is dependable. The dog can recognize a bad character before they touch the gate. Before long, a fellow starts preferring the company of the Shepherd to the company of nearly everybody else.
And after reaching that conclusion, a man’s tastes tend to become wonderfully simple. That is the spirit printed onto this shirt; plainspoken, steady, and honest as an old porch light at sundown.
“I Have Very Simple Taste: German Shepherds.”
This shirt is for folks who appreciate loyalty more than attention, strength more than noise, and the quiet confidence of a good German Shepherd resting easy but never off duty.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Have Very Simple Taste: German Shepherds | Unisex T-shirt
$22.50
Sale price
$22.50
Regular price
The breed possesses all the qualities folks claim to admire — courage, loyalty, intelligence, restraint; and unlike people, the Shepherd manages to carry these qualities without bragging about them every fifteen minutes. It works hard, keeps watch, minds its business, and if trouble comes knocking, it answers the door like an old judge reading out consequences.
Spend enough time around a German Shepherd and you begin noticing certain things. The dog is honest. The dog is dependable. The dog can recognize a bad character before they touch the gate. Before long, a fellow starts preferring the company of the Shepherd to the company of nearly everybody else.
And after reaching that conclusion, a man’s tastes tend to become wonderfully simple. That is the spirit printed onto this shirt; plainspoken, steady, and honest as an old porch light at sundown.
“I Have Very Simple Taste: German Shepherds.”
This shirt is for folks who appreciate loyalty more than attention, strength more than noise, and the quiet confidence of a good German Shepherd resting easy but never off duty.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |