Miniature Pinscher Tee | The Property Guard Edition | Unisex T-shirt
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$33.00
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$33.00
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Every respectable property ought to have some manner of security.
A lock is useful. A fence is better. But neither possesses the determination, suspicion, nor astonishing confidence of a Miniature Pinscher who has appointed himself Chief of Security.
He Ain’t Much. But He’s Trouble.
There are larger guard dogs, certainly.
This has never troubled the Min Pin.
The Property Guard Edition celebrates the little sentry who patrols the premises as though the mortgage were in his name. He inspects strangers, investigates suspicious noises, supervises deliveries, and regards every squirrel beyond the fence as a known criminal with a lengthy record.
Made for Miniature Pinscher owners, small-dog loyalists, and anyone who has discovered that the smallest dog in the house is frequently the one responsible for homeland security.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Miniature Pinscher Tee | The Property Guard Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
A lock is useful. A fence is better. But neither possesses the determination, suspicion, nor astonishing confidence of a Miniature Pinscher who has appointed himself Chief of Security.
He Ain’t Much. But He’s Trouble.
There are larger guard dogs, certainly.
This has never troubled the Min Pin.
The Property Guard Edition celebrates the little sentry who patrols the premises as though the mortgage were in his name. He inspects strangers, investigates suspicious noises, supervises deliveries, and regards every squirrel beyond the fence as a known criminal with a lengthy record.
Made for Miniature Pinscher owners, small-dog loyalists, and anyone who has discovered that the smallest dog in the house is frequently the one responsible for homeland security.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |