Pug Tee | The Little Emperor Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Pepper / S
$33.00
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$33.00
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Man built cities, crossed oceans, mapped continents, and spent centuries congratulating himself on conquering the world.
Then he met the Pug.
"Man Conquered the World. The Pug Conquered Man."
It’s difficult to say exactly when the surrender happened.
Perhaps it was the first time a Pug claimed the best chair in the house. Maybe it was when a grown adult began rearranging an entire evening around a dog’s dinner schedule. Or perhaps civilization was already lost the moment someone looked into that wrinkled little face and said, “Fine, you can sleep in the bed.”
The Pug never needed armies, ships, or grand strategy.
Just enormous eyes, a curled tail, impeccable timing, and the quiet confidence of a creature who somehow knows the household will eventually be organized according to his wishes.
That’s the joke behind this design: mankind may have mastered a remarkable portion of the planet, but inside the home, the balance of power remains considerably less certain.
We conquered the world.
The Pug conquered us.
And judging by the throne, he knows it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Pug Tee | The Little Emperor Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
Then he met the Pug.
"Man Conquered the World. The Pug Conquered Man."
It’s difficult to say exactly when the surrender happened.
Perhaps it was the first time a Pug claimed the best chair in the house. Maybe it was when a grown adult began rearranging an entire evening around a dog’s dinner schedule. Or perhaps civilization was already lost the moment someone looked into that wrinkled little face and said, “Fine, you can sleep in the bed.”
The Pug never needed armies, ships, or grand strategy.
Just enormous eyes, a curled tail, impeccable timing, and the quiet confidence of a creature who somehow knows the household will eventually be organized according to his wishes.
That’s the joke behind this design: mankind may have mastered a remarkable portion of the planet, but inside the home, the balance of power remains considerably less certain.
We conquered the world.
The Pug conquered us.
And judging by the throne, he knows it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |