Schnauzer: A Beard Most Wise, A Temper Most Certain | Unisex T-shirt
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The Schnauzer is a creature that appears to have been issued a beard before it was issued a temperament and has been making judgments ever since. It carries itself like a small-town magistrate who has seen enough nonsense to recognize it early and correct it promptly. There is nothing accidental about its watchfulness, nor anything uncertain about its conclusions.
“A Beard Most Wise
A Temper Most Certain”
Now that is not poetry, it is documentation. The beard suggests reflection, as though the dog has considered the matter carefully; the temper confirms that consideration has already concluded. A Schnauzer does not drift into decisions or stumble into loyalty. It observes, it decides, and then it holds to that decision with a firmness that would do credit to larger and less reliable creatures.
This shirt is for those who understand that wisdom is not always quiet, and certainty is not always gentle. Wear it, and you align yourself with a dog that knows its mind, keeps its ground, and improves the general order of things, whether invited to or not.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Schnauzer: A Beard Most Wise, A Temper Most Certain | Unisex T-shirt
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
“A Beard Most Wise
A Temper Most Certain”
Now that is not poetry, it is documentation. The beard suggests reflection, as though the dog has considered the matter carefully; the temper confirms that consideration has already concluded. A Schnauzer does not drift into decisions or stumble into loyalty. It observes, it decides, and then it holds to that decision with a firmness that would do credit to larger and less reliable creatures.
This shirt is for those who understand that wisdom is not always quiet, and certainty is not always gentle. Wear it, and you align yourself with a dog that knows its mind, keeps its ground, and improves the general order of things, whether invited to or not.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |