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There’s a difference between looking for trouble and knowing what to do when it finds you.
A German Shepherd understands the distinction.
He ain’t out there picking fights with the countryside. He’s got better things to do. There are trails to walk, mountains to cross, campfires to sleep beside, and suspicious noises in the timber that require immediate investigation.
But every now and then, life puts something in the road.
And that’s where the German Shepherd tends to stop.
HE AIN’T LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.
BUT HE DIDN’T COME ALL THIS WAY TO RUN FROM ONE.
This vintage-inspired German Shepherd T-shirt is for the dog that knows courage doesn’t require much advertising.
Set against rugged mountain country, pine forests and the long trail ahead, the artwork captures the Shepherd the way he ought to be remembered; alert, steady, loyal, and considerably less impressed by trouble than trouble was hoping.
Made for German Shepherd owners, dog dads, dog moms, working-dog folks, hikers, outdoorsmen, wanderers, and those stubborn souls who believe there are still a few things in this world worth standing your ground for.
A German Shepherd doesn’t need to be the meanest thing on the mountain.
He just needs to know which side he’s on.
And once he does, there ain’t much that'll convince him to leave it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Vintage German Shepherd Unisex T-Shirt | He Ain’t Looking for a Fight
$33.00
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$33.00
Regular price
A German Shepherd understands the distinction.
He ain’t out there picking fights with the countryside. He’s got better things to do. There are trails to walk, mountains to cross, campfires to sleep beside, and suspicious noises in the timber that require immediate investigation.
But every now and then, life puts something in the road.
And that’s where the German Shepherd tends to stop.
HE AIN’T LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.
BUT HE DIDN’T COME ALL THIS WAY TO RUN FROM ONE.
This vintage-inspired German Shepherd T-shirt is for the dog that knows courage doesn’t require much advertising.
Set against rugged mountain country, pine forests and the long trail ahead, the artwork captures the Shepherd the way he ought to be remembered; alert, steady, loyal, and considerably less impressed by trouble than trouble was hoping.
Made for German Shepherd owners, dog dads, dog moms, working-dog folks, hikers, outdoorsmen, wanderers, and those stubborn souls who believe there are still a few things in this world worth standing your ground for.
A German Shepherd doesn’t need to be the meanest thing on the mountain.
He just needs to know which side he’s on.
And once he does, there ain’t much that'll convince him to leave it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |