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The Boxer has never understood walking.
Walking is what you do when you lack imagination.
Why proceed calmly across a perfectly good yard when you can launch yourself through it like a badly supervised cannonball, ears flying, tongue sideways, and all four feet temporarily relieved of their responsibilities to the earth?
This is the Boxer philosophy.
Love enthusiastically. Protect your people. Investigate everything. Take nothing too seriously. And whenever life presents the choice between proceeding with dignity and bouncing like a lunatic; bounce.
It is difficult to explain why a dog built like a prizefighter should move through life like an overjoyed spring with legs.
The Boxer does not concern himself with explanations.
Why walk when you can bounce?
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Boxer Tee | The Why Walk? Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
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$33.00
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Walking is what you do when you lack imagination.
Why proceed calmly across a perfectly good yard when you can launch yourself through it like a badly supervised cannonball, ears flying, tongue sideways, and all four feet temporarily relieved of their responsibilities to the earth?
This is the Boxer philosophy.
Love enthusiastically. Protect your people. Investigate everything. Take nothing too seriously. And whenever life presents the choice between proceeding with dignity and bouncing like a lunatic; bounce.
It is difficult to explain why a dog built like a prizefighter should move through life like an overjoyed spring with legs.
The Boxer does not concern himself with explanations.
Why walk when you can bounce?
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |