Dogue de Bordeaux | The House of Bordeaux Edition | Unisex T-shirt
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$33.00
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Now, there’s a particular breed of royalty that don’t give a damn for polished boots, proper manners, or the good Lord’s opinion of how a gentleman oughta conduct himself.
Born with a head like a cast-iron stove, jowls hangin’ lower than a gambler’s morals, and a disposition soured by a lifetime of sufferin’ jackasses He looks like a retired moonshiner with two bad knees and a bellyful of bourbon, but moves like greased lightning when the devil comes knocking.
Ain’t never begged for a throne, never bowed to a king, and wouldn’t cross the street to shake hands with the Pope.
But make no mistake, you sorry son of a bitch. That wrinkled old mug carries more nobility than a whole courthouse full of well-dressed crooks.
The crown’s crooked, the jowls are draggin’, and the kingdom can kiss his ass.
This t-shirt is for the keepers of such magnificent bastards. The folks who know that loyalty ain't measured in obedience, dignity ain't found in good manners, and a proper king don't need a crown when he's got a head the size of a goddamn anvil. For those who share their homes, their hearts, and half their furniture with a drooling, snoring, stubborn old soul who wouldn't trade his last bone for the approval of mankind.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dogue de Bordeaux | The House of Bordeaux Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
Born with a head like a cast-iron stove, jowls hangin’ lower than a gambler’s morals, and a disposition soured by a lifetime of sufferin’ jackasses He looks like a retired moonshiner with two bad knees and a bellyful of bourbon, but moves like greased lightning when the devil comes knocking.
Ain’t never begged for a throne, never bowed to a king, and wouldn’t cross the street to shake hands with the Pope.
But make no mistake, you sorry son of a bitch. That wrinkled old mug carries more nobility than a whole courthouse full of well-dressed crooks.
The crown’s crooked, the jowls are draggin’, and the kingdom can kiss his ass.
This t-shirt is for the keepers of such magnificent bastards. The folks who know that loyalty ain't measured in obedience, dignity ain't found in good manners, and a proper king don't need a crown when he's got a head the size of a goddamn anvil. For those who share their homes, their hearts, and half their furniture with a drooling, snoring, stubborn old soul who wouldn't trade his last bone for the approval of mankind.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |