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I Was Going to Behave, Then the French Bulldog Arrived | Black Unisex T-Shirt

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I Was Going to Behave, Then the French Bulldog Arrived | Black Unisex T-Shirt

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There are those who believe character is measured by self-restraint, discipline, and the ability to stick to one's resolutions. Such people have likely never met a French Bulldog.

The sentiment expressed on this shirt—"I Was Going to Behave, Then the French Bulldog Arrived": is less an excuse than a statement of fact. A French Bulldog enters a household much the same way a thunderstorm enters a picnic: without invitation, without apology, and with a remarkable talent for becoming the most memorable part of the day.

Possessed of uncommon confidence and only a passing acquaintance with obedience, the French Bulldog has persuaded countless sensible men and women to abandon rules they themselves created. It possesses the confidence of a senator and the persistence of a tax collector.

This vintage-inspired design honors that cheerful disorder. It is for those who understand that a well-behaved life may have its virtues, but a life shared with a French Bulldog is considerably more entertaining.

One intends to behave. The French Bulldog, naturally, has other plans.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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