Miniature Pinscher Tee | The Old Fire Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Blue Jean / S
$33.00
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$33.00
Regular price
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Civilization has done its best with the Miniature Pinscher.
It gave him a warm bed, regular meals, soft blankets, and absolutely no reason to behave as though he must personally defend the frontier.
The effort was wasted.
Somewhere beneath those ten pounds still burns an older fire.
The Ancient Call Still Burns in Ten Pounds of Fury.
The Old Fire Edition is a tribute to the remarkable contradiction that is the Miniature Pinscher: small enough for your lap, proud enough for an empire, and apparently descended, in his own estimation, from something that once ruled the wilderness.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This t-shirt is for Min Pin owners who know the breed's measurements are technically accurate but spiritually misleading. Ten pounds may describe the dog on the veterinarian's scale. It does very little to describe the creature who believes himself capable of taking on the entire county.
Miniature Pinscher Tee | The Old Fire Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
It gave him a warm bed, regular meals, soft blankets, and absolutely no reason to behave as though he must personally defend the frontier.
The effort was wasted.
Somewhere beneath those ten pounds still burns an older fire.
The Ancient Call Still Burns in Ten Pounds of Fury.
The Old Fire Edition is a tribute to the remarkable contradiction that is the Miniature Pinscher: small enough for your lap, proud enough for an empire, and apparently descended, in his own estimation, from something that once ruled the wilderness.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This t-shirt is for Min Pin owners who know the breed's measurements are technically accurate but spiritually misleading. Ten pounds may describe the dog on the veterinarian's scale. It does very little to describe the creature who believes himself capable of taking on the entire county.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |