Pug Tee | The Professional Napper Edition | Unisex T-shirt
The Pug has never believed in making life more complicated than necessary.
Eat. Snore. Repeat.
It’s a simple philosophy, refined through generations of careful practice.
First, eat—as though breakfast may be the last meal ever served. Then find the softest bed, blanket, couch, or unsuspecting lap in the house and settle in for the important business of doing absolutely nothing.
Soon comes the snoring.
Not the quiet sort, either. A Pug snores with confidence—the unmistakable sound of a little dog who has worked very hard at following you from the kitchen to the sofa and intends to recover properly.
Eventually, one eye opens.
Perhaps somebody has entered the kitchen.
And so the cycle begins again.
This design celebrates the wonderfully uncomplicated life of a Pug: good food, warm blankets, serious naps, and absolutely no shame about any of it.
Eat. Snore. Repeat.
Because when you’re a Pug, that’s not laziness.
That’s a schedule.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |