Rottweiler Tee | The Porch Watch Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Sandstone / S
$33.00
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$33.00
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Every good porch ought to have three things:
A chair that creaks.
A lantern that’s seen some weather.
And a Rottweiler who appears to be asleep.
That last part is important.
Yes, He’s Watching You. So Am I.
Now, an inexperienced visitor may look upon this particular Rottie stretched across the porch and conclude that the animal has retired from active duty.
His head is down.
His paws are out.
His eyelids have dropped to half-mast.
He has the general appearance of a fellow who intends to sleep until supper and considers the affairs of mankind somebody else’s problem.
This is an error.
The Rottweiler has not gone to sleep.
He has merely reduced operations to one eye.
The Porch Watch Edition celebrates that peculiar talent Rotties have for doing absolutely nothing while somehow remaining informed about everything.
A truck turns onto the road.
He knows.
The gate squeaks.
He knows.
A squirrel commits some minor offense against property law three yards over.
He knows.
And should a stranger wander up the steps believing nobody has noticed him, he will presently discover that both occupants of the porch have been following his progress for some time.
The dog isn’t snarling.
He isn’t lunging.
He isn’t making a spectacle of himself.
He’s just looking.
Halfway.
Which, somehow, is worse.
Made for Rottweiler owners, porch sitters, country folks, guardian-dog people, and anyone who knows a good watchdog does not have to carry on like the town alarm bell.
Sometimes he just lies there and lets you wonder how much he knows.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rottweiler Tee | The Porch Watch Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
A chair that creaks.
A lantern that’s seen some weather.
And a Rottweiler who appears to be asleep.
That last part is important.
Yes, He’s Watching You. So Am I.
Now, an inexperienced visitor may look upon this particular Rottie stretched across the porch and conclude that the animal has retired from active duty.
His head is down.
His paws are out.
His eyelids have dropped to half-mast.
He has the general appearance of a fellow who intends to sleep until supper and considers the affairs of mankind somebody else’s problem.
This is an error.
The Rottweiler has not gone to sleep.
He has merely reduced operations to one eye.
The Porch Watch Edition celebrates that peculiar talent Rotties have for doing absolutely nothing while somehow remaining informed about everything.
A truck turns onto the road.
He knows.
The gate squeaks.
He knows.
A squirrel commits some minor offense against property law three yards over.
He knows.
And should a stranger wander up the steps believing nobody has noticed him, he will presently discover that both occupants of the porch have been following his progress for some time.
The dog isn’t snarling.
He isn’t lunging.
He isn’t making a spectacle of himself.
He’s just looking.
Halfway.
Which, somehow, is worse.
Made for Rottweiler owners, porch sitters, country folks, guardian-dog people, and anyone who knows a good watchdog does not have to carry on like the town alarm bell.
Sometimes he just lies there and lets you wonder how much he knows.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |