Shiba Inu Tee | The Zero Patience Edition | Unisex T-shirt
Pepper / S
$33.00
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$33.00
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Some dogs wake up every morning excited to see what the day will bring.
The Shiba Inu wakes up wondering why the day has bothered to arrive at all.
“Born Tired of Your Bullshit.”
It’s less of an attitude and more of a factory setting.
Before breakfast, the Shiba has already judged your plans, questioned your decisions, and concluded that whatever you’re about to ask probably isn’t worth getting out of bed for.
Call his name?
One eye opens.
Suggest a walk he didn’t request?
The eye closes.
Try explaining yourself?
Now you’re just making it worse.
Behind that perfectly composed face is a dog with strong opinions, selective enthusiasm, and a remarkable ability to look exhausted by circumstances in which he has contributed absolutely nothing.
That’s what makes the Shiba so wonderfully entertaining. They don’t need to create drama. They simply observe ours with the expression of someone who expected better.
This design celebrates the Shiba’s legendary independence, dry attitude, and unmistakable please stop talking energy.
Because some dogs aim to please.
The Shiba would simply like you to be less annoying.
Born Tired of Your Bullshit.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shiba Inu Tee | The Zero Patience Edition | Unisex T-shirt
$33.00
Sale price
$33.00
Regular price
The Shiba Inu wakes up wondering why the day has bothered to arrive at all.
“Born Tired of Your Bullshit.”
It’s less of an attitude and more of a factory setting.
Before breakfast, the Shiba has already judged your plans, questioned your decisions, and concluded that whatever you’re about to ask probably isn’t worth getting out of bed for.
Call his name?
One eye opens.
Suggest a walk he didn’t request?
The eye closes.
Try explaining yourself?
Now you’re just making it worse.
Behind that perfectly composed face is a dog with strong opinions, selective enthusiasm, and a remarkable ability to look exhausted by circumstances in which he has contributed absolutely nothing.
That’s what makes the Shiba so wonderfully entertaining. They don’t need to create drama. They simply observe ours with the expression of someone who expected better.
This design celebrates the Shiba’s legendary independence, dry attitude, and unmistakable please stop talking energy.
Because some dogs aim to please.
The Shiba would simply like you to be less annoying.
Born Tired of Your Bullshit.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |