Rottweiler: Rumors of My Friendliness Are Greatly Exaggerated | Unisex T-shirt

Folks walk up to a big Rottweiler chilling on the porch and say, “Aww, look at that sweet boy.” They see him sitting calm and still and think he’s just a big ol’ lover.

What they don’t realize is that calm ain’t sweet; it’s scary-smart. That dog is running the numbers in his head. He’s watching how you move, how you smell, whether you got respect in your eyes or stupidity. He’s deciding right then and there if you’re family or a problem that needs solving.

Most of the time he decides you ain’t worth the effort it’d take to put you in the dirt. So he stays put. No bark. No lunge. And that fool leaves thinking he just got welcomed with open arms.

Now they all come smiling, hands out, because somebody told them the dog is “friendly.”
That’s how the lie gets started.

Now they all come smiling, hands out, thinking they’ve heard right.

They haven’t.

That’s where the shirt comes in: black, bold, no nonsense. A Rottweiler posted up like a gate that don’t open for just anyone. Under it, plain as law:
“Rumors of my friendliness are greatly exaggerated.”

That line ain’t humor. It’s a correction.

You wear this shirt because you understand what that dog understands: calm don’t mean kind, and patience ain’t permission. And it’s better folks learn that from the word than from the teeth.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras